Most famous quote. "Bah!"
About Me
My Experience
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My Experience
Born in Attica, Kansas in 1979 and immediately started winning baby beauty pageants!
My Skillsets
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My Experience
She's a CIA level genealogy expert of the Smith clan, loves rocks 'cause they don't talk back (they only whisper) and will go to any length to get that perfect specimen, paints, and raises two beautiful kiddos.
My Goals
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To keep rockin' it! Wink, wink. Get my concealed carry, keep raisin' them kids, and one day vote republican - even though they're a bunch of racists.
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